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Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.
Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.
by Svennebanana February 16, 2021
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Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them
Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers
by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020
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Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper
by Figro May 14, 2023
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Russell and Rylee simper appreciation day

This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.
“HEY DID YOU KNOW ITS RUSSELL AND RYLEE SIMPER APPRECIATION DAY!?”
by Theblackiestboiaround January 8, 2021
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sic semper tyrannis

Latin, translation: "Thus always to tyrants", purportedly (but unlikely) uttered by Brutus at the assassination of Julius Caesar. The phrase is meant to signify that tyrants will always be overthrown and removed from power.

The other person who defined this just got it flat out wrong. Didn't think people could be that stupid.
Sic semper tyrannis.
by AtheismoTheGreat July 7, 2015
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Simpette

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.
Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”
by RougeBerry April 12, 2020
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Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020
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