Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.
Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
by Microwave.io September 19, 2019
Get the Simonist mug.A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.
I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007
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by SMONEY March 16, 2004
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Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!
Jim: JERK!!!!!
Jim: JERK!!!!!
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Get the Simonize mug.Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.
Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009
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Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
Often given to a mildly douchbagish musical know it all.
This moniker tends to be self applied in spite of its overbearing negative connotations.
If a Simon chose to be know as Simonicus in all likelihood he is suffering from an over inflated ego and lacks certain essential social skills.
Tendency towards loud obnoxious music and glaring pseudo punk rock band apparel.
by Meiandus January 13, 2014
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Simonsen is so cool, that if you know him you already are cool, even if you was a loser before.
Simonsen is so cool, that if you know him you already are cool, even if you was a loser before.
Hello simonsen!
by saadthewild February 13, 2018
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