Simona

Simona is a middle aged lady. She yells for no reason, and doesn't permit nice smells in her class (for risk of an L1)
Simona is annoying.

''oh my gosh ms simona won't shup up''

by Clara Sophie November 28, 2022

Simona

Simona is an overwhelming girl, she is sweet, incredibly smart, strong, badass, empathetic and damn beautiful.
She is a great listener and will always support you in the best way and through her gaze you will literally see the cosmos.
Simona is not just a person but the concept of art that a person can represent, because Simona is art.
She's also so fucking sexy that you will go crazy!

I met my gaze with Simona's, I feel so inspired!

Guy 1: Wow...
Guy 2: You have seen Simona, right?
Guy 1: Yup...
Guy 2: Yes, she's breathtaking...

by Singing Ocean November 22, 2021

SIMONAS

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

by CasLover June 1, 2019

Dirty Simona

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.

“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”

by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020

Simona Halep

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.

No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.

by ThaMax July 11, 2010

Simona Tsaparis

A girl so gracious and lovely that she normally comes across as sassy but she's not.

Person 1: Wow, look at that girl! I bet she is super rude and-
Person 2: That's my friend, Simona Tsaparis! She's like, totally awesome *Stalks away to go join Tsparis*

by Zoe Clarké January 7, 2020

Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021