Simeon

The cute one

You're the Simeon in our group.

by missyhiggins March 3, 2009

Simeon

(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body Strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".

"Gee, That was so Simeon", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.

by Simala February 6, 2009

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

Simeon

Simeon is a person always down to smoke a fat blunt and have a great time with his friends.
He is always chill never a snitch and he is super funny.

person 1 DAMN that dude in math class is such a simeon!! we just hit blunts and chilled all night bro!
person 2 damn bro that sounds so lit i'll come next time!

by !|!CHANCE!|! November 27, 2018

Simeon

Pretty cool dude, btec Michael from Love island 🌴

Not a grey ting!

Overall nice guy 💙

Who’s Michael? I’ve only heard of Simeon 🤣

by SuckYourMum69 June 29, 2019

Simeon Soul Charger

Simeon Soul Charger is a band from Northeast Ohio which as garnered a following similar to many mainstream groups.
Their style of music has been compared to Led Zeppelin and Coheed and Cambria's artistic storytelling.

Guy 1:Dude,You go to the Simeon Soul Charger concert last night?
Guy 2:Yeah,It was like Zeppelin and Coheed adopted a kid and taught them everything!

by Rampageevil February 3, 2010

Simeoneid

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013