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Simonida

A girl with a heart and a soul, a girl who cries and yet is far stronger than most by keeping it as a memory. A girl whose soul is dirtied yet born so clean. Full of regret because its all she tries to be pure. Engulfed in love and sympathy. So engulfed in her own world and heart shes unearthly yet only to her own eye, but what she sees in the reflection is so greedy to herself. Forgive her heart as she already forgave ones, its deserved. Shes karmic and unique to the point theres no point in trying to understand. A pale tired unexpectable person
-Whos that?
-Thats Simonida, shes an exchange student here, I heard shes very unexpectable.
by engulfedsloth November 21, 2022
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Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something
Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”
by Cblrstone February 7, 2023
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Simeonetipuniscepercheseicattivophobia

Don’t punish me I have Simeonetipuniscepercheseicattivophobia
by Dabiohazardurbandictionarist November 29, 2024
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Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
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Dick Simoned

When nick simone is having sex with your girl
My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
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