Simen is the coolest guy ever! if you dont know a simen your life must suck admit it.
Simen usely got a hella huge peepee and nice and sexy ass
Simen comes in many color. but be carefull he is smarter then you think ;)
Simen usely got a hella huge peepee and nice and sexy ass
Simen comes in many color. but be carefull he is smarter then you think ;)
by Bjørnebæriskogen July 30, 2020
An incredibly handsome sexy man with a gigantic penis and giant balls. He loves sex and is the best at it. The girls love him and can't wait to get their way with him.
Average length of penis: longer than yours.
Average length of penis: longer than yours.
by hjhkjhjhjkhkhkjhkjk November 01, 2022
Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!
Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
by OneGreatGod69420XD June 25, 2019
A guy with a massive junk of 65.8 cm's and is extremely good at roasting. usually roasts a guy called christian.
1That guys badongadong is so huge!
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik
by TheM4ster0fUrbanM3m3's March 21, 2017