Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.
"Fancy a smartini before we go?"
"Fancy a smartini before we go?"
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Also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.
It is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:
Also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.
It is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:
Person 1: Guess who Manchester United have just signed?
Person 2: (serious face) Erm, Owen Hargreaves?
Person 1: No, Eddie Santini
Everyone: (chortles)
Person 2: (serious face) Erm, Owen Hargreaves?
Person 1: No, Eddie Santini
Everyone: (chortles)
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1. v. (eg. prostitutively semanticize) To throw around a term or concept until it loses all meaning.
2. n. Use of a term or concept so as to misrepresent oneself as embodying the concept or term. Phony auto-ennobling.
3. v. To attempt a meme-seed inception by repetition and amplification (usually through the distributive media).
4. n. Overuse or abuse of terms or concepts.
Most commonly used by politicians to forward a particular agenda or get a particular candidate elected. But also used quite heavily in religion.
Distinguishes itself from outright attention-whoring usually by its subtlety or its assumption of the self-evidence of the virtuosity of its terms or concepts.
2. n. Use of a term or concept so as to misrepresent oneself as embodying the concept or term. Phony auto-ennobling.
3. v. To attempt a meme-seed inception by repetition and amplification (usually through the distributive media).
4. n. Overuse or abuse of terms or concepts.
Most commonly used by politicians to forward a particular agenda or get a particular candidate elected. But also used quite heavily in religion.
Distinguishes itself from outright attention-whoring usually by its subtlety or its assumption of the self-evidence of the virtuosity of its terms or concepts.
Alex: Did you see that Tea Party rally? I have never seen such an obscene spectacle of prostitutive semanticization in my entire life.
Sarah: I know, right? I went to it as a gag and I didn't take away anything meaningful at all from it. The word 'freedom' was thrown around so much, I don't know what it means anymore! And all those references to Hitler! Why does everybody do that every time they encounter someone they don't like?
Sarah: I know, right? I went to it as a gag and I didn't take away anything meaningful at all from it. The word 'freedom' was thrown around so much, I don't know what it means anymore! And all those references to Hitler! Why does everybody do that every time they encounter someone they don't like?
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That chik is so Sumartini
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