J an silent bob 

When you smoke a joint then fuck a girl without making a sound an after you bust you leave just as silently

Becky been confused for a week after I left her after a j an silent bob

J an silent bob by Scuttlered August 14, 2017

A Jay and Silent Bob

someone who supplys you with weed, or anykind of supplement of that nature.

lets go hit up a jay and silent bob OR im lookin for a jay and silent bob do you know where i can find one? OR do you know if jay and silent bob are at the quick stop?

A Jay and Silent Bob by The Drew-Ski December 21, 2010

jay and silent bob 

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.

I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?

jay and silent bob by B. Buster September 11, 2006

Jay And Silent Bob 

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone [phone] or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .

Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.

Jay And Silent Bob by Rocmaven November 13, 2011

J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.

guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"

J and silent bob road trip by shadow19734 August 4, 2011

Jay and Silent Bob 

Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses

Fucking clown shoes

Jay and Silent Bob by IamEugene September 11, 2006

Silent Bob

That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.

"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"

Silent Bob by IPC$ August 26, 2014