Sinister Finister

God of the bass. Known to hang out with Nasty Maggots. A Cabbage Night Orchestra staple. All tremble in his presence, not due to fear, but rather to the low-frequency rumbles from the 4-stringed instrument of Satin (not Satan, but Satin – dark overlord of the underworld of disturbing artwork). “Sinister Finister”…the uttering of his very name causes your car to stall, your guitar to detune or snare drum head to break. An evil, evil presence which must be stopped in our lifetime, before somebody pokes an eye out.

Man, I went to see the Nasty Maggots last night, and Sinister Finister was there, and after the show on the way home, we were talking about him, and my car stalled!

by Slashy J. Izzbourne October 30, 2004

sinister

Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.

You sinister child!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

sinister

Evil ; relentless, corrupt.

being sinister is the only way of life

by Sinister April 11, 2005

sinistrist

One who is discriminatory towards left-handed people.

People who developed scissors were horrible sinistrists. They forced left-handed children to have their own tools for cutting paper.

by Scoober May 13, 2008

Sinister

Derrick Tribbett otherwise known as Sinister is from Daisy De La Hoya's show Daisy of Love. He lives in a house with many guys, one his best friend named Chi Chi. Who he later tells Daisy to send home.

Sinister's hot.
and a rockstar(:

Person #1: Whose that guy with the tattoos from Daisy of Love?

Person #2: SINISTER!!!

by sinister lover(: June 30, 2009

sinistromonious

belief in the inherent superiority of being left-handed

"Cynthia's sinistromonious attitude annoyed some people, but they couldn't deny its veracity."

by pioneercynthia December 30, 2011

sinister sipper

Someone who commonly sips from a straw, often protruding from a beverage of various liquids.

One who sips sinisterly is considered extremely dangerous, take caution when approaching one in the wild.

man 1: dude, what is that thing?
man 2: i don't know, it looks pretty sinister
man 1: what is it sipping?!?
man 2: oh my word, it's a sinister sipper! run!!

by thesipper12345 September 2, 2012