Tuscan Sidewinder

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.

Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

by JET12345 May 16, 2008

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

by Our House East April 17, 2007

Sidewinder poop

When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.

"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."

by sherri421 June 16, 2009

Sidewinder

The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.

1: Did you pee all over this floor?
2: Shit, it wasn't my fault. I had a really bad sidewinder.

by Loserino May 9, 2018

Back Door McFagel Sidewinder

Whenever two men are having anal sex with a woman and every time they pull out one of the men sucks the others dick. While this is happening the girl then has strap-on sex with one of the guys. After everyone has been penetrated by another they all put daises down their butt and then defecate. After pooping they make the girl eat the daises and then pee on her face.

Dude did you see that Back Door McFagel Sidewinder last night? It was sick!

by TheAnonymousStud November 13, 2011

Sidewinder

a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.

Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.

by the_rhino December 1, 2003

Sidewinder

while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.

holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!

by kneecoal April 26, 2009