side piece police

Someone who is always involving themselves in another’s relationship and trying to report back their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business.

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

sidepecker

view of the male penis seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting boxers. Very titillating without showing overt nudity.

"She wasn't putting out, so I gave her some sidepecker."

by Stanley E. March 11, 2010

side piece

Someone that you talk to, to your convenience while you are in a relationship. No strings attached, no stress, no expections, no bullshit.

My boyfriend is working my last nerve, I need to talk to my side piece.

by oxjei October 1, 2015

Canadian side piece

A person you can sleep with while you're abroad in Canada without worrying that your significant other will find out.

PERSON 1: I'm going down to Canada to hookup with this girl
PERSON 2: Aren't you worried your girlfriend will find out
PERSON 1: Nah, that's my Canadian side piece.

by Teneo4759271 December 22, 2021

Side Piece

A girl or boy you speak to on the side because you do not have time for a boyfriend or girlfriend

Friend: hey man, what's up with you and amy?
You: aw man, she just a side piece, i have to focus on the books

by Aka437 December 20, 2017

Side Piece

A smokin' hot gun on your side.

Man, your side piece is bad ass!

by Sleeping~Booty April 17, 2016

ridepiece

a female,who, as assessed by members of the opposite sex, possesses remarkably tasty physical attributes which instill immediate feelings of arrousal, lust and desire.

"Have you seen Jim's new bird? What a total ridepiece man!!"

by The Helmut July 12, 2006