Shitistist

To be in a state of "I doesn't care"

I am feeling so shitistist right now

by Saiiiikkk November 14, 2019

Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

Shitist

The most shit anything can be.

That hooker gives the shitist blow jobs.

by BudderFM May 21, 2012

anti-shittist

See Moses, definition number five.

+ Moses, you're such an elitist.
- No, I'm an anti-shittist.

by IDJ April 13, 2008

shitistic

noun
1. falsified fact or datum, esp. one used to solidifying a petty argument
See bullshit

He presented some shitistic to support some faggonometric aim.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019

Shitistis

You just doesn't care. The state in mind where you just won't be bothered

Today, I'm feeling so shitistis

by Saiiiikkk November 21, 2019