Shity Deal

The discovery of fecal matter on the penis during or following anal sex. Commonly used in but not exclusive to gay slang.

1. That dude is one nasty faggot. I fucked him in the ass and he gave me a shity deal. I'm not hittin' that again.

2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.

by BxMuscle October 4, 2010

shity hand grenade

Your having sex and you really need to shit, but you dont wanna stop banging her, so u shit in ur hand and slap her in the face.

While haveing sex, Paul really needed to shit so he whiped out the shity hand grenade on the bitch.

by gilli-spree March 10, 2007

shwitless

A combination of "shitless" and "witless".

Dude, give me something to do, I'm bored shwitless.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

shoity

nickname for your bro and your side shawty but it adds spice

Hey shoity, how’s your day? What are you doing, shoity?

by Jessie Fly May 5, 2021

Shwit-it

A casual gathering of teens in maspeth, made up of people from around new york to get fucked up in every way possible in reiff park.

S1:"i heard you were in maspeth last night?"

S2:"yeah, i got shwit-it"

by SHWIT-IT October 13, 2010

shwitzer

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

shwifty

the act of removing ones undergarments and releasing fresh excrement on the surface beneath said persons

(person 1) hey did you see that giant yellow face?
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet

by pseudonym no.69 December 15, 2019