Swindle

(v); to swindle
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.

(past tense)
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!

by Swindler's List June 16, 2013

Shwinkle

When a man or woman shits and tinkles at the same time

Man, I took a long shwinkle yesterday.

by Bill T. Johnson March 16, 2010

Swindle

someone who tries to play you over. play games with you.

Brandon you been on some swindles

by michelle myers December 8, 2003

Poon Swindler

Some one who steals a girl's vaginal virginity

Ahhh, Nick your are such a poon swindler

by NMay2323 January 13, 2009

swindlehurst

Nickname for Lindenhurst, NY.

Swindlehurst is such a nice place to live, save for the 16 % heroin addiction rate.

by Beebo the Cat February 9, 2015

cock swindler

one who loves to swindle the cock

derek is a cock swindler

by ricky bales February 5, 2004

Shwingle

Shwingle is a portmanteau of Waynes World 'shwing' (denoting an attractive person) and 'single', shwingle.

Therefore Swhingle is a hot single person.

Tom: She's so giving you the eye! Shes 'shwing' hot man, go for it.

Dave: Nah, shes got a boyfriend.

Tom: I heard she just split with her boyfriend, she's totally shwingle!

Dave: Done!

by Attractive Male A August 20, 2009