Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

shunkle

To shine or glitter, particularly of less delicate items e.g. chunky jewellery rather than fine diamonds.

Look at that christmas tree shunkle in the sunlight.

by Richard Womersley January 12, 2006

shvuk

a cross between fuck and shit used in rage and confusion nd u cant decide what to say

sh-v-uk

mr masenda: sam come bk or u wil get a detention
sam:i dont give a shvuk

by sam kilroe January 6, 2008

shunk a dunk

to doo doo. to drop a deuce. to poop. or to tell someone off.

"dude, it's about to come out...i gotta shunk a dunk before its too late..."

by Fatty Fresh Buns March 2, 2008

shfunk

The smell of a man's crotch, especially when sweaty or unwashed. Used in both humor and fetish play.

That girl totally gets turned on by the shfunk of hairy Italian dudes.

funk

by slikbillie August 11, 2009

ShunkyMunk

A really cool fish guy from SpongeBob,
(Incidental 65) I like to call ShunkyMunk 😎🐟

I am the ShunkyMunk.
You are not the ShunkyMunk.
Woah there goes ShunkyMunk.
Hello ShunkyMunk!

by ShunkyMunk September 19, 2022

shrunken man

A man who has shrunken down to a small size. It is usually a sexual fetish where the shrunken man is taken advantage of by a larger woman (or women).

Angela and Kelly had a threesome with their 2 inch pet shrunken man the other night.

by shrunken man lover December 22, 2007