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da shvanz

"Dude! You're da shvanz!"
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shvartza

god damn shvartza stole my am/fm radio
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take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.
I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.
by Joel TK May 28, 2005
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shantz

Longer then shorts, shorter then pants. Likely a couple inches below the knee.
Hey, that dude's wearing capris....nope, those are shantz.
by bo jangles March 6, 2004
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shantz

(verb) To shit yourself while wearing trousers, jeans, shorts or any pair of pants.
Bobby shantzed his shpants during gym class.
by KJ Potsmann July 17, 2007
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Shvant

A Shvant is literally the most active person you’ll ever know. That dude will run 100 miles over the weekend like bruv chill. Anyway, Shvants are super intelligent, sporty, has the stamina of an actual ninja and WILL help you with anything. You might end up fighting with a Shvant many times but you’ll come back begging for forgiveness because you really cannot live without them.
Guy- Damn it dude we’ll never win, they’ve got Shvant on their team!
Another guy- WHAT IS PHOTOSYNTHESIS?

Another guy replying to the guy above- Why don’t you ask the witty, smart, and awesome in every way possible SHVANT?
by yash_dixit April 17, 2021
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Shvartzer

Misspellings: Shwatsa; Shwatswa; S Shwartza; Shwatzeh, Shwatzah, Schwartza; Schwatza; Schwatzah; Schwatsa; Schwartzah; Schwatzer; Schwartzeh; Schwartsa; etc.

Definition: A politically incorrect yiddish term, used by Jewish Communities around the world (such as Israel, Easter European, and by older Jewish persons elsewhere) to refer to any black skinned person of African descent. Not used to refer to the predominantly Muslim North African Polulation, or other Arab peoples, who are usually referred to by direct insults meant to be more insulting (see: shtick dreck, chazerei, etc.).

While Israeli and Jewish Communities claim it as a non-derogatory term, it is most often used in an exclusionary way, which would at minimum be viewed as not politically correct and offensive to the subject. Very similar to referring to a group of strangers as "a bunch of Blacks", or saying "look at that black over there" for a comparison to the American English equivalent.

While most Jewish people today are extremely tolerant and inclusionary, small groups and communities, scattered throught the world, and with a high concentration in Israel, of Conservative and Orthodox Jews who believe that they are either superior to other ethnoreligious entities and individuals, or that preserving the Jewish bloodline can only be achieved through preventing interfaith relationships and marriage. They do not welcome outsiders into their community, and hold strong racist ideals against outsiders.
"Hey, Öuli did you hear the maydl young woman across the street is dating a goy non-jew, and not just any goy... oy, a shvartzer! Disgusting, in Iran they'd both be stoned. She's lucky her father only disowned her."

Oy, a Shvartzer?!? In our community, we better send a message before we're overrun with these Shvarterz ruin any other g0od Jewish girls with their giant ape schlongs penises!"
by LookItUpStupid November 15, 2020
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