rescue shuttle

1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.

1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.

by olsongt May 9, 2009

Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.

Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes

by onedollarbill October 18, 2006

Mexican Space Shuttle

a porta potty, usually on a construction site

dude 1: yo man, i where can take a dump?
Dude 2: there is a mexican space shuttle over there (points to porta potty)

by Sp311man November 9, 2014

Shittles

When you eat Skittles out of an anus

One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.

by cambronshinn February 21, 2013

Italian Space Shuttle

The porta johns you see near construction sites

Bro, I just took a huge dump bro.
Don't go in there bro...the Italian space shuttle is f*cking grounded.

by Chiuch May 4, 2011

Mexican Space Shuttle

A portable enclosed toilet often found at construction sites.

I wouldn't be cought dead using a mexican space shuttle.

by jdoe July 15, 2003

Shuttlefucker

One who has sex, or wishes to have sex, with the Space Shuttle.

That shuttlefucker is sticking his penis in the fore steering thruster exhaust port again.

by 3-I July 17, 2019