A Shum is a person who buys new versions of phones as soon as they come out and disregard their perfectly fine old versions of the phone.... Usually people in their late teens and 20's, who want to look "cool" by having the newest versions of phones)
That Shum Dave just spent $300.00 on the new Galaxy phone that came out yesterday, although his old Galaxy still works just fine.
by Ken-1802 December 15, 2013
after a girl get fucked in the ass and the guy nuts in her she eitheshits it out or squezzes it out and its Shit Cum...Shum
tony: dude i fucked my girl in the ass all night last night
chris: did she shum?
tony: whats that?
chris: when she shits out the cum.
tony: oh? yeah!!!
chris: sweet
chris: did she shum?
tony: whats that?
chris: when she shits out the cum.
tony: oh? yeah!!!
chris: sweet
by cabal the wolf February 14, 2008
by slothy fork March 31, 2009
A really sexy cute guy who is the most elite in every thing he dose both physically and mentally. They are extremely rare to find with only a billion at any time appearing. They are also be very nerdy with a dark witty sense of humour. When you have found a shum shum never let them go because if you treat them well they will be with you for life.
by TruthWizard2543 February 9, 2020
The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.
Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
by Shummer January 23, 2012
Should Have Used Monero.
What do the creators of WannaCry, Alexander Casez, Alexander Vinnik, Gal Vallerius, Bradley Anthony Stetkiw, Jian Zhang, Xiaobing Yan, and that group of Bitcoin hodlers who got kidnapped by thugs in Turkey have in common? They all SHUM.
Monero is a trustless cryptocurrency that is similar to bitcoin. Unlike bitcoin, it hides these aspects of every transaction from the public:
- who sent it
- who received it
- how much it was
This makes it ideal for anyone who wishes to transact privately.
What do the creators of WannaCry, Alexander Casez, Alexander Vinnik, Gal Vallerius, Bradley Anthony Stetkiw, Jian Zhang, Xiaobing Yan, and that group of Bitcoin hodlers who got kidnapped by thugs in Turkey have in common? They all SHUM.
Monero is a trustless cryptocurrency that is similar to bitcoin. Unlike bitcoin, it hides these aspects of every transaction from the public:
- who sent it
- who received it
- how much it was
This makes it ideal for anyone who wishes to transact privately.
Person one:
"did you hear about Joey? Apparently his doors kicked in and his face got slammed into the sidewalk because a bunch of nocoiner LEA found out he was using bitcoin to buy dried flowers on the darknet. The blockchain totally narc'd on him"
Person two:
"SHUM"
"did you hear about Joey? Apparently his doors kicked in and his face got slammed into the sidewalk because a bunch of nocoiner LEA found out he was using bitcoin to buy dried flowers on the darknet. The blockchain totally narc'd on him"
Person two:
"SHUM"
by ishumushum January 17, 2018
by ThrillJ August 22, 2014