Shul

Yiddish slang for synagogue. Orthodox Jews will often use this term.

Oy vey! We're late for shul!

by Moshe A. December 28, 2004

shelter in place

The government telling people to stay home, stock up on rice and pasta and toilet paper. Shut the blinds and hide inside, and binge watch Netflix and video games for a while till the threat is gone. Its not very strict since you can technically still go out for “essentials” like toilet paper and pop tarts. Certain places stay open, but a lot of places close.

Bay Area government: “We are ordering people to shelter in place beginning Tuesday March 17, for the next 3 weeks in response to the Coronavirus pandemic sweeping the world”

Hysteric Public: “wtf?!? I need to go to Safeway and get all the toilet paper! Then wait in line at Costco for 4 hours to get all the Purell to fill a bathtub to disinfect myself and bleach to disinfect my stomach! (Jk, don’t do that please. Bleach kills, DO NOT DRINK BLEACH!)”
Concerned public: “So it’s like a quarantine? Are we allowed to leave our homes? What about our jobs? And the (insert something here) convention this weekend?”
Bay Area government: “Not a quarantine, you can leave your home for essentials. Businesses deemed essential like grocery stores and petCo (dogs have to eat too) will remain open. Restaurants will have to close and do takeout/deliver only. Healthcare workers will continue. All public gatherings of like 10 or more people will have to be canceled, sorry. Also if you have to go out, keep a distance of 6’ between yourself and other people. So try not to freak out”

by WithoutWax March 17, 2020

Lyle Shelton

Lyle Shelton - An act by an anti-gay or anti-trans person designed to remove, rescind, restrict or amend legislative protections for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans or Intersex people.

We were disappointed to see the member of parliament attempt to Lyle Shelton the anti-discrimination provisions of the legislation.

by Gay Australia August 23, 2016

Shelton's Law

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).

JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*

by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011

Shuatt

A small boi that likes squirtle and snaccs.

"HI SHUATT"

by wizwilzo December 30, 2018

Sholthink

1. A way to counter when someone comes up with the dumbest, most absolute batshit retarded ideas.
2. An emoji popularized by Bloons TD 6 servers as a poorly drawn thinking emoji.

Someone: Well BMA has a lot of high damage potential and should be used more often.
Smart BTD6 Player: :sholthink: It takes away to much money dumbass.

by Elite_Ninja6 January 6, 2022

portable shelter

sophisticated way of saying the word umbrella.

eg. "oh, its raining i need to get out my portable shelter"

by -totally foundation- June 11, 2006