schuberth

The exact opposite of a Giga Chad, he is a small and frail man who is sussy. Also known as Jack

"Omg knock it off schuberth"

by Frodobabbo April 30, 2021

Subert

Someone has a real resemblance to dogs, most notably that of the Afghan variety.

Look at that girl's hair! She's a total Subert

by Jackboy1701 June 3, 2009

shibert

A literary word that can be used both in formal or informal conversations when complaining, criticizing, complementing, describing...etc.

Note: could be an adjective, adverb, verb, noun, conjunction...everything.

Your friend: My mom just died yesterday
You: Shibert
The Shibertly book
Stop shiberting
Come Shibert with me

by Genius Penguin March 3, 2021

Schubert

A poor sports play or error, or a poor player.

That throw to third was horrible! A total schubert!

This schubert's gonna strike out, he always does.

by Patroklos July 3, 2012

Schubert Syndrome

The syndrome that can only be born with. There is nothing physically wrong with the human, but they're fucking idiots. Very few people like them. To be born with Schubert syndrome, they need to be the second youngest child of a family with 4 children. They have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They're selfish and dick heads.

Man: Hey, does that person have Schubert Syndrome?
Woman: I think so, lets go check.
*walks over to the subject*
Woman: Hey, do you have 2 brothers and 1 sister?
Subject: wtf how do you know
Man: And do you happen to be the second youngest child in your family?
Subject: you guys are creeping me out
Man and woman: Oh well, sucks to be you

by Chaarons May 17, 2021

Shuber

Shared Uber

We totally shubered that shit last night!

by The shubs June 8, 2015

Shuber

The code word Orthodox Jews use to disguise their forbidden use of Uber or other ride-sharing apps on the Sabbath. (It is generally forbidden to use any method of transportation/commute on the Sabbath other than walking)

One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.

Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.

Shlomo used Shuber to travel from Queens to Manhattan so he can visit his uncle on Saturday.

Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?

Moishi: Shuber...

by Reapandshare June 9, 2019