ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Shrikese

Incomprehensible, terse and often circular usage of the English language.

Would you stop with the shrikese and start making sense?

by Allen Shrike September 3, 2005

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Shrinkles

A word invented by Denis O Riordan to describe both the skrinking and the wrinkling of an object, the word was created using combinational logic combining both shrinks and wrinkles to create an entirely new word

After getting out of the bath i had the shrinkles

if a astronaut loses oxygen in space their head will shrinkle

by DeusXv January 5, 2011

shankies

To show appreciation

"You look great today!"
"Shankies!"

by The dictionary of Nay August 10, 2005

Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

by Kr1574 February 21, 2009