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Shiniest meat bicycle

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle
Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"
by Krieg the psycho August 5, 2018
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head shrinker

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."
by xido November 7, 2004
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Closet Shrine

A place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. The shrine may contain the person's used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person's old chewing gum. The statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.
Helga is stalking Arnold religiously. She even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.
by lafuferfly August 11, 2010
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shriner club

These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts. It means these niggas some clown ass dudes
These shriner club motherfuckers, ain't doing shit but figure 8's on they little go carts.
by Stillpeddling April 21, 2017
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Final Fantasy Shrine

Message Board filled with a brutal cross-section of the most obnoxious fankids for the video game series Final Fantasy.

Basically, one gigantic circle jerk of arrogance, elitism and anti-social trolling and terrible, biased moderation staff. The usual clique run nerd-board atmosphere dominated by one or two titanic douchebag trolls that the mods refuse to ban, surrounded by his/her sycophantic and considerably less witty/intelligent post riding followers.

Subjects include and are limited to (all threads include the usual trolling and/or petty garbage associated with anti-social nerds drunk on anonymity):
1. Which game in the series was best/worse.
2. Which member should be banned.
3. How awesome the local asshole/hero is.
4. Obligatory/masturbatory, random, unfunny neckbeards showing off thread.
5. Some variation/combination of the above.

To join, members must possess a majority of these virtues:
1. Arrogance
2. Grammar Nazism (note: "roffle, lawls, and other such mind numbing chat speak are considered acceptable, if written by the more popular losers)
3. Pack mentality/Cliquish-Minded (tri-monthly smirf services to the high post counters are mandatory)
4. The complete inability to communicate with anyone on an adult level, in any situation other than an oppressive clique-driven moderator supported group.
English scientists have proved conclusively that prolonged viewing and participation of Final Fantasy Shrine can actively reduce one's ability to produce coherent thought by .5% each minute of exposure and is so malicious that Darfur has considered it for a homepage.
I found Final Fantasy Shrine accidentally, after perusing the nonsense filled bullshit, I had a hard time standing up. I couldn't do math for about a week.
by Lig Na Baste January 10, 2008
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Shrine Schools

a mess.

Not just half a mess, but a whole ass mess.
person 1: "oh where do you go to school?"
person 2: "shrine schools"
person 1: "I'm so sorry"
by Canada's no name brand May 13, 2018
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shrine

1. The tomb of a venerated person, such as a saint.
2. A place at which devotion is paid to a venerated person.
I would go party, but I'm busy building a shrine to Ronald Reagan in my backyard.
by Scott June 1, 2004
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