stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

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Springiette

A simple proper noun for love. Pronounced in several different ways depending on the language you're speaking.

It can also be related to muffins due to context.

Springiette is what we do best.

by Sally B February 4, 2006

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1. A new skirt that became popular with young females in the spring of 2004; low rise, form fitting on the top half; vertical pleats or "ruffles" on the bottom half; very short skirt, often seen in pastel colours, can be purchased at abercromie, hollister, etc..

Origin: Two men sat on the porch, discussing how attractive the young women look in the new style of skirt. Sick of calling the new style of skirt "new springtime skirts", they formed the world "springie" to refer to the skirts they enjoy.

Oh man, all the girls are wearing springies tonight!!!

I totally want to rail some girl while she is still wearing her springie.

I love it when the springie bounces up and down due to its ruffles!

by Mike May 18, 2004

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ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

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springitis

The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.

My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.

by KJaylo March 26, 2017

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