sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.

D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.

by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010

Shrekstachio

A specific subset of kink existing at the three way intersection of facial hair, ogre, and nut preferences. The Shrekstachio enthusiast commonly has at least a beginner's knowledge of photo editing, used to produce the many green-skinned Hulk Hogan posters necessary to sustain the aficionado's appetite for That Green Nut.

"Holy hell, did you see the new Shrek 14 trailer?"
"You're only excited because you're into that Shrekstachio shit , Brenda."

by Thickicka September 4, 2018

shreksting

when u send shrek pics via online platforms ykyk like dicksword (discord btw)

sanuda: hey bbg wanna do some shreksting tonight ;))
girly wirly: yes ofc ofc ofcccccc

by masked monk fr November 2, 2020

shreksorsism

To exorcise the ogre lord out of ones self

To get an onion priest to carry out a shreksorsism

by Shrek is dreck November 3, 2014

Shiester

a shiester is a person who is shiesty - or low-down and dirty.
Probably someone you'd smack with a concrete c*ck, if you could.

"That shiester just left a buttery dollar in my yard."

by Kate Wu January 5, 2008

shankster

a person who stabs sumbody with a knife.

i'm a pure shankster,homee.

by Pooyt December 22, 2005

sheister

A politician with exceptionally questionable tactics, but still claims to be a good guy when it comes time for re election.

Mike Carroll, Pennsylvania Legislator, is a real sheister. He says one thing and then when its time for re-election he expects us to like him again

by chucky mavison January 29, 2008