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shredling

(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.
"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"

"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."

"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."
by jeblongcock February 7, 2010
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Shredding

Shredding is a term often used by skateboarders when the pull of some sick tricks!
Jimi: Nyjah Houston Is shredding street league!
by Botiic January 7, 2015
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shredding twine

When a attackman hits the back of the net so much the net frays and the twine snaps.
by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009
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shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.
Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.
by authorph September 17, 2018
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shredding

I'm gonna go shredding at Snow Creek tommorow. You wanna come?
by JackieC January 26, 2004
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Shredding

The act of being a bodybuilder or Gym Nut. The constant diet that most athletes put themselves on so that they are able to shed their excess fat. Eg "He is shredding it in the gym". This is not something that is done occassionally, this is a lifestyle choice for those who are A1 Personal Trainers!
Frankie is shredding, he definitely cant eat that!
by KarlieOrexi. August 25, 2010
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shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 19, 2006
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