back squirts

Involuntary explosion of brown ass juice into your panties and up your back.

I ate a bunch of gas station sushi and I had the back squirts in front of my mom.

by stuberts October 22, 2015

hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

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by jesus' mother April 24, 2022

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirt cookie

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.

"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."

by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015

shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016