shploom

When a sperm whale get a bunch of sperm in their blowhole, and they go to the surface and shploom it all over the place

OH shit, that whale just shploomed all over my fabulous yacht. Anyone have a towel.

by The Fettuccini Fabricators February 21, 2023

Sploonge

When stuff melts and splunges out your head.

My brain melted and sploonged out my ear.

by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003

shpoon

a shpoon is when someone grabs a guys balls and pushes them up

"he just shpooned me that sick fuck"

by habdula abshibak April 12, 2005

sploonge

to cum in extraordinary amounts

i sploonged all over her face. i sloonged till i looked like a prune.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

shplonkered

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

Shloony

Of the down east vernacular.

Cold, windy, rainy. Generally crappy weather.

Better grab your slicker dan. It’s gonna get shloony out there.

by Pappa November 10, 2018

shpoonka

An activity when you get out the bath and hit your bum on the tap

Oh no I just did a shpoonka I’ll have to get my boyfriend to look at the damage

by Shpoonkanards April 17, 2021