showershit

Origin: Guitar.com MISC forum

Old news. Something that has been posted before.

Hello and welcome to.. I shit in my shower.

by raven March 7, 2005

Showerbate

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.

Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.

by Xiwt June 21, 2012

Showerbacon

To lose ones position amongst their piers as an alpha male. Therefore becoming a surrogate female.

Keep that up and you'll end up being Showerbacon for Bubba.

Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"

by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013

showerbator

Someone who commits the act of showerbation. See "Showerbation" for reference.

Colin is such a showerbator.

by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

Showerbate

When you masturbate while taking a shower.

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.

by haha. k. March 28, 2015

Showerbating

Mastorbating in the shower

Person one. I'm gonna shower
Person 2 don't be showerbating

by Francesca Marie April 24, 2016

Showerbath

The act of taking a shower and a bath at the same time, by plugging the drain of the bath, sitting down, and turning the shower on. Typically used by the elderly and lazy fatasses, as both cannot stand long enough to take a proper shower.

Jesse was an overweight child that took showerbaths.

by daddylongballs June 25, 2020