Turkey Shower Curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.

by Saluki Sally September 20, 2008

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Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

The shower curtain has gone between yo booty cheeks and becomes wedged.

Dude I was late for work was quickly drying off bent to dry my legs stood up and DAMN Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

by Fantazzle December 19, 2008

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Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.

Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.

by Hotdizzle October 10, 2008

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