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The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.
Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.
by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022
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Off Show

The show or shows you watch while your main show is on commercial. Also Known as a Fall Back Program.
Person 1: I HATE commercials! Go to our Off Show

Person 2: OK, but I'll only watch Martha Stewert until TMNT comes back on.
by GirlinGreen May 8, 2009
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show him off day!

post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
by ! <3 October 17, 2021
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vote off the show

a collective effort by one's closest friend to convince one to dump a poorly performing significant other, esp. in lesbian relationships.
we repeatedly harassed _____ about that stank triflin nasty nogood bizatch and finally she was voted off the show.
by rusty March 20, 2004
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show me your offbrush

A phrase started by a SGT Dundon of the Royal Welsh whilst posted to the ATR which requires ladies to show their off brush or their pubic hair around the vaginal regions.

"Show me your offbrush" literally means expose your Vagina or Vulva. In the late 1990's it became apparent that "Excuse me Madame, but would you mind showing me your vaginal opening, only I'm rather fond of you and all that" was no longer acceptable, hence a much shorter phrase was required. Recently, since 2004 "Show me your offbrush" has been shortened to just "show Offbrush". Academics have theorised that within the next 5 years this will be shortened to just “offbrush", as motor vehicles become faster thus making it more difficult for one to shout “Offbrush” whilst passing some rather delicious ladies
Oh show me your offbrush
by Ronjambo October 1, 2018
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Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....
"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!
by daldab February 12, 2012
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showoff

Describing somebody as a show-off carries an implicit endorsement of their capability: someone can only "show off" if they actually have something to show. An individual who seeks attention that they are not perceived to deserve is usually described much more dismissively as an attention-seeker or loudmouth
Jane: I bought a new car, i have money and i can have everything i want.
Lu: /showoff
by chumpy;x October 31, 2011
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