When a female is receiving cunolingus by sitting on ones face, causing the giver to struggle to breathe. As a result the giver is forced to blow raspberrys on the females undercarrage.
While getting a mustache ride from Ed I became so excited pushing down on his face, that he started giving me raspberry shortbreaths. The fart noises started getting louder and louder until I realized that he wasnt blowing raspberry's down below, he was struggling to breathe.
by Tootle2 October 16, 2012
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shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing
shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing
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your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame
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shortbreaded
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your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame
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A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.
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Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
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2) To give an object to someone else
3) To depart or go somewhere
4) To play something by ear
5) A general manly expression often pronounced "ughhhh"
2) To give an object to someone else
3) To depart or go somewhere
4) To play something by ear
5) A general manly expression often pronounced "ughhhh"
"Shortball the T-sauce"
"Shall we shortball to the pub?"
"Just shortball it"
"Im going to shortball a doz"
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