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shortstop 

1. A fool , a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.
Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

sharting shortstop

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.
sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases
Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

Recon Shortstop 

A man who is so communist that he doesn’t just miss one shot in rainbow 6 siege but misses all shots equally. He has control over madden and would give up his left nut for the Lions to win a super bowl.
Bro did you hear that Giggy fucked Recon Shortstop
Recon Shortstop by Dragonslayer45 October 20, 2020

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!
Shortstack by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015

Shotstorian 

The person who is supposed to be keeping track of how many shots have been taken.
The dry erase board only says 2 but I know we've taken at least 4 shots...Clawdeeuhh is a terrible shotstorian.
Shotstorian by Alyssa133 March 13, 2010