shortstop

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.
by Phylliss February 20, 2008
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shortstop

1. A fool , a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.
Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 06, 2008
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sharting shortstop

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.
by New Fred December 25, 2022
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Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases
Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!
by queenbeardIII May 01, 2009
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Recon Shortstop

A man who is so communist that he doesn’t just miss one shot in rainbow 6 siege but misses all shots equally. He has control over madden and would give up his left nut for the Lions to win a super bowl.
Bro did you hear that Giggy fucked Recon Shortstop
by Dragonslayer45 October 21, 2020
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