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shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.
"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"
by Doth Bator September 30, 2003
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sportsie

Adjective

Sportsie is a very fancy version of sporty. Essentially it is what happens when a lot of time and energy are dedicated to the “image” part of being healthy, to the point of becoming sportsie.
Do you think these running shorts make me look too sportsie?
by Jake Rodgers June 2, 2008
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shortsighted

1. dim-witted/dum/etc.
2. with bad distance vision: unable to see clearly objects that are far away.
1. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
2. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
by boingat January 16, 2005
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shorties

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.
by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003
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Shortridge Academy

A Therapeutic Boarding school for high schoolers where you are usually forced to come too, residing in NH. You can work on emotional issues and such. Usually you get sent for abusing substances, and being depressed or out of control in your life. The stay ranges from 14-18 months.
Person 1: Wheres Eleanor?
Person 2: O she get to Shortridge Academy for drinking too much.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: Yeah its ok she will probably be back in 6 months for a home visit.
Person 1: HEYUP!
by Rambology June 1, 2010
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shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.
Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?
by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003
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shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.
I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.
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