bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

Shortlining

When you're talking to someone (mostly takes place in online chat conversations) and all they do is respond with the very annoying, aggravating word "Okay." Hence "shortlining." It usually happens when you're talking about something important too.

Joe: Hey how was your day?
Gary: Okay.
Joe: Well, today I went cruising with that girl I like ;)
Gary: Ok.
Joe: ... Well after I got to know her I finally confessed my feelings to her and she said she felt the same way!
Gary: Good.
Joe: ... You know what? Quit shortlining me and fuck you dude if you're not interested.

by wunaduba May 3, 2012

Shorti MeatBall

1) the 2nd smallest submarine/hoagie sandwich size (6 inch roll) sold at Wawa convenience stores, preceded by the Junior ( 4 inch), and followed by the Classic (10 inch) and 2-footer.

2) a female/girl/woman of less than average height, who is very curvaceous.

*Guy #1- Man, "Tiffany" is my Shorti MeatBall. I mean, I'm usually not into chicks under 5-3, but Damn! Her butt and boobs belong on a girl at least 6 inches taller...

*Guy #2- Got that right...

by joe757 December 21, 2008

Shortie

The smaller bottles of alcohol you can buy that come in 375 ml size.

My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.

by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019

Shortlip

Making a long story short, sometimes even shorter than the readers digest version.

Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."

by dj_nafi June 26, 2014

Shortist

A person who is short and supports the idea of shortism. They do not like tall people and their symbol is a ladder.

Tall people SUCK! The shortists will rise again.

by MemeMaster777 June 28, 2018

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019