shoutwire

A cluster f*ck of news items, opinions and editorials. Neither strictly liberal nor conservative. A variety of well spoken contributors offering current news items with commentary featuring intelligent and occasionally humorous insight. Not for your typical Yahoo crowd, however. Unless you like ads.

"God Damn, There Are A Lot of People Crying Lately..."

"The whole "responding to the users of ShoutWire" thing is getting old and tired. Fuck these people. Fuck them right in their ass." - Posted by Xxoozero

by Shoutwire user March 25, 2008

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

shortbread

The noun used to describe the lowest of degeneracy.

NachoLess: Look at that fucking twat they’re such a shortbread and a fucking crudder
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody

by big_nacho November 19, 2021

Shola shoretire

The best man utd player ever

Shola shoretire is the best footballer ever

by Penandes police March 8, 2021

shortcore

to be extremely proud in a hardcore way about being a short person

recently ive embrased my height of 4'11 and became shortcore

by randomx April 24, 2006

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail

a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it

by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010

Shortie

The smaller bottles of alcohol you can buy that come in 375 ml size.

My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.

by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019