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Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
by rightlane February 28, 2016
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Shopping Socks

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.
Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.
by Redboots November 5, 2010
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UMFS Sheppard

The product of a mexican breeding with a gremlin, that after years of whoring, saves up enough money to go to UMFS.
Man, I got herpes from this ugly bitch, the UMFS Sheppard
by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019
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Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.
The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Knowledge Shopping

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Michael Sheppard

someone who owns all things aqua
The other day at the swim meet, a kid swam a 100 backstroke in 51 seconds! He was an absolute Michael Sheppard.
by pfchangs16 March 1, 2009
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