shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

St.Cloud Shittiest

A Facebook group full of grown adults bashing and bullying each other for various reason. Doesn’t matter if you save a kitten, record a fight, flip a car, donate money, wear a Speedo, or wear a Superman cape. They will find a reason to disagree with your post and bash/bully you personally. Most of them are addicts/methheads themselves, sadly but choose to bash addicts and homeless of the surrounding area. Also a very racist/prejudice bunch. Seeing the names and professions of the group members, is horribly sad. Doctors, nurses, police officers, mental health providers, and homeless outreach members. These are members of the community you see every day when you leave your home. Talking about those you treat, those that keep you employed, those you are supposed to be helping.

To the spoon sniffers, glass blowers, and racists… if “Only god can judge you”, why do you do what you do? Say what you say?

If you don’t believe in that.. You all have family members, kids, people in your life that are effected by addictions, homelessness, and mental illness.. or might one day. Sad to see a community hurt each other like this for “fun.” It is not the people of this community you photograph that are shitty, it is those in this group that are…

Person 1: “They have their phone out recording someone dying!?”
Person 2: “They must be a member of “St.Cloud Shittiest”

Person 1: “There’s that Superman and speedo guy again”
Person 2: “oh yeah they are the leaders of that St.Cloud Shittiest group”

by GetHit June 9, 2021

Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

shoobies

People who go to the beach, generally tourists, that wear socks under their sandals and are a general annoyance to all the locals

see rocket power shoobies clips and youll understand rite away!

by fairboys21 June 13, 2010

Skoofiest

When something or someone is poking or thinking about poking their own brown with any object that is around, perferably fruits and vegetables.

It was so sketchy last night when Ashleigh was being the skoofiest person on myspace by talking about her b hole in all those bulletins.

by i'm white milk March 12, 2009

shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded caches out June 1, 2013

Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023