shoefly

1. noun. A lovable but confused player who kills his own teammates as often as he kills the enemy.

2. verb. To unintentionally tater one's teammate with a grenade.

I was just minding my own business on the balcony when he shoefly'd me with an hk69 :(

by bong0 February 11, 2003

Shoefro

An afro in the shape of a shoe.

Hey, look at my shoefro, its in shoe form!

by jguy46 September 15, 2009

gotobed you pieceof shof

deadass the worst insult twitter has ever had to witness. Tyler Joseph tweeted that. and whoever is reading this your mom gay.

Me: gotobed you pieceof shof
you: REE I DONT WANT TOO *CRI*

by Dank Emo Rat November 12, 2018

Shomari

Mythical African warriors that cleanse evil.

The Shomari came in the night and removed the thief from our midst.

by Rum Powered November 27, 2011

shmoffe

Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.

Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.

by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

shoffner

more than likey a persons last name, more common in the south. shoffner's are mainly people who have a german background,and shoffner actually originated in germany. people with this last name may have a nazis' in their family tree due to the heritage link.

wow that's that shoffner kid, he's so cool

by zeus,poseidon,athena,urmomma April 15, 2008