Shomming

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

Shomari

Mythical African warriors that cleanse evil.

The Shomari came in the night and removed the thief from our midst.

by Rum Powered November 27, 2011

Shomf

Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.

"That guy is a total shomf!"
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."

by Erich S, Jacob H , Terri B August 1, 2008

Shoman

The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.

Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.

by AAAtriple February 16, 2010

shomit

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shomari

A guy who’s black and has big balls

Man that guy’s Shomari is showing

by earnest u mama September 29, 2019

shomdomdobley

A large male sexual organ, a phrase popularized by youtuber ownage pranks

Donnie Wahlberg has no shomdomdobley

by Mr. Deep Posetivity October 16, 2013