Shitlicker

Those mother fuckers who wear face masks.

Look at those shitlickers in their face masks scared of a virus.

by Freedom Face November 30, 2020

Shoelicking

"You lick the shoe that kicked you."
When a person who was/is going to be punished tries to charm or befriend the person who is in charge of the punishment or has a part in the punishment.

Mostly occurs in discord servers.

Person breaking Server rule.
Admin:"I'm going to mute/ kick/ban him."
Person:"Hey admin, how is your day?"
Admin:"Good?"
Person:"sorry about that, it was just a minor break, im sorry."
"do you want some coins? Just for free!"
Admin:"No thanks, you are shoelicking right now."

by Craven_the_crow July 19, 2021

Shitlicker

The organism that seems to be consuming the solid form known ass shit, the organism also has what people call a shitty name

Joe: mhmm this shit bussin 🚌

Stranger: your a Shitlicker, and your name is straight up trash 🗑

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse

Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.

by b__b August 13, 2023

Stonelicker Argumentation

When the argument/statement is so moronic, you are forced to conclude only a person with an iq level of an inbred arab caveman could come up with such idiocy.

Guy A: " Jesus was actually a muslim that followed Islam"
Guy B: "That's peak stonelicker argumentation right there"

by Abdool8 October 23, 2024

Shlicker

Female version of gooner. Pretty self explanatory

See how short her nails are? I bet she’s a shlicker

by Frederick Douglass Jr. July 30, 2025

Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010