Adjective. It's a term for texture or/and food. It's like chewy, but also kinda slippery. The word is inspired by doggos, that eat shoes, which are also leatherly slippery and quite chewy.
It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
This cheese is so shoey, where did you get it?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
by Ninja Has Ligma February 6, 2019
Get the Shoeymug. by anonymous January 19, 2024
Get the Screwy Shoeymug. 
Get the Shoeymug. by klangrob August 16, 2011
Get the king shoeymug. A shoey is a drink like beer or alcohol drank from a shoe its mostly Australian but people from other countries can replicate it.
by 4_iaspekt March 11, 2022
Get the Shoeymug. A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.
The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.
The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.
Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.
Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.
Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.
by Penguin Meat December 7, 2021
Get the Soggy Shoeymug. by Houkou Bad August 5, 2021
Get the Shoei Badmug.