shocklog

A mind bogglingly large turd that has become wedged in the toilet pan and can only be shifted by a bomb disposal squad and navy divers

"Holy shit look at the size of that shocklog!"

by Burt Beer May 9, 2007

Spockblock

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.

I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.

by Malion January 14, 2008

shockbowl mp

a good game, but a lot of fags. go there to bowl, not to chat. THERE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS.

go there

by Take a guess. November 29, 2003

spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

Shockblock

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019

shockolot

The reaction to the price you pay for a latte.French spelling; chocolat

When they told me the price of the latte, I experienced Shockolot.

by KinxD Lite March 9, 2009

Shockbomb

blow job, the act of giving or receiving a blow job

After I whipped it out, she grabbed my dick, stuck it in her mouth, and started to give me a shockbomb.

by Fitzjesus October 26, 2009