shock block

When you prevent a freind from hooking up with a tranny, carrier, or someone too ugly to forgive. Referring to the shock on the dreaded "morning after"

Dude we totallt had to shock block you last night at the club. That girl had an adam's apple and huge palms.

by nonsense234 June 29, 2008

Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.

i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

shockrock

To do something so completely astounding and eye popping (shocking) it could be thought of as powerful enough to shake the ground (rocking).
A combination of "to shock" and "to rock".

You shockrock me, dude.
My book is going to shockrock the publishing world into a frenzy.
The rollercoaster was a total shockrock!

by Freeman Hall June 3, 2006

Spockblock

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.

I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.

by Malion January 14, 2008

a shockatock,

panic attack

oh god
im having a shockatock

by emily February 5, 2004

Shock Block

When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.

I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!

by It Has Teeth February 24, 2011

shopblocking

you have this credit card- you want to go into gap and buy this really hip cardigan when a friend steps in and stops you from shopping.

Jennifer: I was trying to get my shop on today and Courtney said she wanted to leave before I could.
Lisa: Why was she shopblocking?

by aidzprincez November 19, 2009