freshman shock and awe

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012

shock and awe system

a really really big stereo system mostly made up of vintage components, it has to have at least 20 receivers and 40 speakers, its only purpose is to shock whoever sees it and freaks out or really thinks its cool

did you see that guys stereo rig? its a shock and awe system!

by Audi66 March 15, 2011

Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.

I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.

by Funmunke March 30, 2017

shock and awe

This describes the feeling you get when you get mad at something, then later have no harsh feelings towards it, such as a video game.

"Dude, i was playing Halo 2's single player campaign, i was about to beat the level, when an elite came from behind me and killed me. I was so mad i through my controller out the window. A few hours later, i played the game as though this event never happened, and i was happy. It was like some form of shock and awe.

by Jack Hoff stole my name July 14, 2008

shock and awe electoral bombing

A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”

I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 24, 2019

shock and awe treatment

Pointer finger and middle finger up. Pointer and middle connected at sides. Ring finger down. Pinky up.

-One in the pink, Two in the stink-

I gave my girlfriend the shock and awe treatment and she just absolutely loved it.

by SuperJeremy November 28, 2004

Shock 'n awe

To cum in a girls eyes then slap her in the face

Hey, i shock 'n awed my girl last night

NO WAI?!

by lolotronic May 1, 2009