Shtopsel

A kid with a particularly large head. From the German "shtopsel", a decorated bottle cork, distinguishable by the large bavarian head at it's top.

Jimmy: "Tell the Shtopsel to come in here."
Bobby: "Are you kidding? He won't fit through the door."

by Storpy August 12, 2011

Shnoppledanger

YOU.

Karl, your such a shnoppledanger.

by KKVL May 24, 2010

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.

I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.

by Smartycat September 25, 2010

shlopster

to shlopster, to steal from someone.

dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.

by frederick larson March 16, 2023

Bass Pro Shops porn star

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.

Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009

oh shnaps

exclamation used when in awe of someone

"I got a 1600 on the SATSs" "Oh shnaps!"

by Jared White October 17, 2002

shopsys

Somebody that talks like their a business man or a politican. Someone that talks like their 3 times their age. Or somebody that looks like the shopsys man.

Somebody that looks like Mr.Shopsys EX Mike.D

by Juve Fan March 14, 2005