an extreemly cute (baby like) person. generally a cute friend or a baby or kid you see whildt walking down the street.
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An exceptionally fluffy rat who believes itself to be a cat.
The shnoozums, while being a member of the rodent family, is equipped with defense mechanisms such as retractable claws, sharp fangs, and a keen intellect. The shnoozums’ diet is primarily composed of fresh water fish, smaller animals, and insects that can be found in the Tuscan country side where the species originated. Over time, fine cheeses and cuisine produced by the Italian people began to attract the wild shnoozums’. Eventually shnoozums’ found their way into the homes of the Italian people. It has been said by the Italians that once there’s a shnoozums in the house there’s no getting rid of it. See also Shnoozadook. While first seen as a nuisance, the people of Tuscany and surrounding areas began to accept the shnoozums’ as a part of their society and a useful companion for eliminating crop destroying insects and smaller disease spreading rodents. This mutually beneficial inter-species relationship led to a spike in the population of shnoozums’. Long, soft hair, and cuteness became desired traits, and over years of evolution and selective breeding only the cutest, fluffiest shnoozums’ genetics were passed down to the generations we see today. In modern society the shnoozums’ population has exploded and have been exported all over the world. Today the shnoozums’ have evolved into several breeds, some of which are commonly confused for genuine cats.
An exceptionally fluffy rat who believes itself to be a cat.
The shnoozums, while being a member of the rodent family, is equipped with defense mechanisms such as retractable claws, sharp fangs, and a keen intellect. The shnoozums’ diet is primarily composed of fresh water fish, smaller animals, and insects that can be found in the Tuscan country side where the species originated. Over time, fine cheeses and cuisine produced by the Italian people began to attract the wild shnoozums’. Eventually shnoozums’ found their way into the homes of the Italian people. It has been said by the Italians that once there’s a shnoozums in the house there’s no getting rid of it. See also Shnoozadook. While first seen as a nuisance, the people of Tuscany and surrounding areas began to accept the shnoozums’ as a part of their society and a useful companion for eliminating crop destroying insects and smaller disease spreading rodents. This mutually beneficial inter-species relationship led to a spike in the population of shnoozums’. Long, soft hair, and cuteness became desired traits, and over years of evolution and selective breeding only the cutest, fluffiest shnoozums’ genetics were passed down to the generations we see today. In modern society the shnoozums’ population has exploded and have been exported all over the world. Today the shnoozums’ have evolved into several breeds, some of which are commonly confused for genuine cats.
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