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When a person sneezes and shits their pants at the same time. In the same family as a shart, but it’s classier cousin.
*sneezes*. Oh man, I think I just shnitted my pants again.
Shnit by anonymous April 4, 2026
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da shnit biznitch 

da shnit biznitch. the best shit going
this car is da shnit biznitch lets go steal it aiight

flirkin' shnit 

another way of putting fucking shit in a nicer way
bob:holy fucking shit thats one big moose you got there!
jackie: now honey what have i said about swearing around the kids. use flirkin' shnit instead dear.
flirkin' shnit by jgcd October 21, 2006

hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

SaniTzar 

Post COVID-19 Hospitality worker who is responsible for patrolling, auditing, cleaning all areas of a Foodservice Establishment to ensure public safety and guest delight.
We’re promoting Mike to SaniTzar as soon as we reopen the restaurant.
SaniTzar by Bacchvs April 20, 2020

Sanitary 

Something or someone that exceeds expectations

Synonymous with “cool” “wicked” “amazing” “great”
Wow that movie was sanitary.

My girl was pretty sanitary last night.
Sanitary by Artemistic22 November 13, 2018