Shnarkey

taking a fat shit/poop.

Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house.

by Carry Smith October 25, 2007

shnargins

1. When you can't think of a word in a conversation or you are too lazy to try, shnargins takes the place of any person, place, or thing.

2. Can be used in place of an expletive to show anger or discontent

1: "Today, I will partake in many fun shnargins"

2: "Oh shnargins, I forgot my keys"

by sls9 March 8, 2014

Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

shnargle

something that is the TITZ.

i'm shnargle
that's shnargle
totally shnargle,y o

by shnargleface January 12, 2008

shnerb

SHNERB (al-ko-hol) noun

1. a shnerb is one who frequently paints their arse green and runs around on a flag pole thinking it is a flying broom stick. you can casually find them at your local barbeque parties shouting "WHERE'S MY FUNZIES TOY, HERMI-ONE?!"

2. a flanimal that Ricky Gervais had created with his wife

ellis, "Hey, do you remember that shnerb who crashed your BBQ party?

roonie, "Yer, I think it hit my balding dad with a stick threatening him with the avada kedavra curse"

by ironically misspelled September 6, 2011

Shear Me

New hit single which will make you famous.

Andre's new Shear Me single is great!

by linkwatchesyou October 29, 2011

Shneer

1. Verb. To Shneer: To "have the craic" or mess, but with intent which could be considered anywhere from mischievous to malicious.

2. Noun. eg "To have the shneer" The act of shneering is known as "the shneer"

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, we went out on the shneer.
Person 1: Yeah? What did you do?
Person 2: We egged some drunk people, drew a uterus on a lamppost and yelled abuse at ZamZams.

by CianBreathnach November 6, 2011