Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.
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A term that is used to define a "gamer" that is afraid to admit that Final Fantasy is inferior to Pokemon
You're a Sharpghost
by SharpToast November 19, 2014
Get the sharpghost mug.A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
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Get the Al Sharpton's Disorder mug."Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. mug.Beyond sharp, someone who is so fresh and so clean while wearing something very sleek and good looking to a perfection.You know like a guy in a white suit or woman in an elegant dress with the hair did.
by Casandra December 9, 2004
Get the shitty sharp mug.can be abbreviated as “srt” in text messages, a sharp right turn is when one completely changes subjects out of the blue and the new subject has absolutely nothing to do with what was previously discussed. it is used as a method not to seem rude when completely changing subjects as one is simply sharing something that popped into their head.
say you are talking about animals and suddenly some really depressing thought comes into your head that you feel the need to share. you could say “sharp right turn but....” and then share that thought.
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