Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021

Shmoely

This word has three different definitions. It could mean

1. a shmoely is someone you do not know
2. a shmoely can be someone who you think is an idiot
3. a shmoely can also be someone who you already know and are using the term in an endearing manner

"Look at that shmoely over there! Does he even know what he's doing?"

by toocoolforyou1 December 23, 2014

Shmuel

1: What you ask for behind a dumpster

2: Why Communism is a thing

Stop stalling and give me a SHMUEL

by THICKDICKFLEXER April 29, 2019

shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

by adinosaur December 15, 2009

Shmuly

A black haired 5 foot 8 guy who tends to simp very frequently

Person 1: Yo where’s shmuly

Person 2: probably simping

by Dixie nourmous August 11, 2020

Shmuel

One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.

Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.

Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?

Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel

Theo: *Start crying into pillow*

by Fronkos June 2, 2021

shmuel

an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.

Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.

Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam

thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.

by LocaIsAnUnderstatement May 24, 2018